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Title: Peanut Butter Bread
A very long time ago, there lived two fellows named Peanut and Butter. Both of them are always fighting over their love interest Bread.They argued and fought with each other all the time until one day...
One morning, Peanut was extremely fed- up with fighting Butter over Bread so Peanut decided to have a duel with Butter and settle this matter once and for all. Butter who felt the same way, agreed.
Peanut knew that the both of them were of equal strength, thus he decided to cheat in order to win. He went to the neighbourhood weapon shop and bought a pistol with all his savings. He grinned to himself and thought, "This time, Butter is doomed!!! Mwahahaha, "
On the day of the battle, Bread came to support them. Sword clashed as they fought each other furiously. Peanut and Butter decided to finish the fight with one final blow. They charged at each other, swords in hand. Just then, Peanut took out his pistol and shot Butter's nose. Blood splattered everywhere. Peanut then felt very guilty for shooting off Butter's nose so he decided to merge with Butter to form Peanut Butter the invincible. (Teacher's comments: how???)
They married bread and lived happily ever after
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The last part got slashed out D: Haha, we were suppose to write some kinda essay that goes with a moral sort of thing.
Example: Madness accidentally stabbed Love's eyes and Madness feels all guilty about it and decided to become Love's guide. That's why Love is blind and is always accompanied by madness.
And this was suppose to be individual work but our teacher gave us special permission, yay. We rawk, oh yeah. The moral of the story is: Butter don't have Blood XDDD
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Saturday is otherwise dubbed as tuition day -_-||| Anyway, to phpps-ian, must remember to go back on National Day k. My school dismiss us at 11am (not pm, sry i typed wrong lx xD) and hopefully that P6 teacher of mine would still be in school. She has not been there every single time I went back to visit her, sheesh. I went to wish my maths tuition teacher happy olympic day and national day in advance. I feel so lame somehow. Sigh. I shall end here cse I have nothing to type about.
tag replies:
jac: i'm suppose to type this in yr tagbox but I decided to type it here so that the post may look longer and I appear more chim. LOL. You know what you are sucking, haha. Hope that you grow up into a fine banana tree. Fyi, the seedlings or whatever it's called, of Banana (the plant) is known as suckers. Go banana xD n you are so openly ogling at them sia.
Dun get so angry at whoever you are pissed with, chillax :D
to lx: I invented two new ones. You can use them on public holidays, haha. o_O/ O_o
P.S: The grey things are so damn obvious, I wish they will somehow blend in with their surroundings. I should get a new blogskin soon ._.